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A type that involves not many risks, and is perfect for beginners, but many advances and experts used this style
and make it hilarious.
This is Alonzo Bodden a great comedian who uses this style.
"I love black women, but I like white women too. That's why I can't hate white men. 'Cause we need them for breeding."
my friends are like "kill whitey, Kill whitey!" and I say "hold on! lets think this through now..."
I like sports,
except hockey I don't like hockey, because the only thing black is the puck and the guys are hitting it with a stick.
(long pause) now golf on the otherhand... yah theres a reason why tiger hits the ball so far you know what I'm saying?
(those
are just a few of his.)
So the election is coming up, and I think John Carey could win, but I dont get why hes even
campaigning, and paying for advertising. Because he has the power. His wife is in charge of the ketchup. I think he should
just go on the day before and say. "you know I dont want to do this but... if you dont vote for me I'm gonna have to take
the ketchup away.
Did you hear they added Trampoline to the Olympics? I mean come on! If were gonna do trampoline then we should do Hide
and Seek. Seriously. (starts being the announcer) And The Canadians have been missing for a few hours... and the polish are
still standing right in the middle of the stadium...
But seriously speaking of the polish, I saw the pope on the weekend
and I mean we need a new one. My mother says I shouldnt be so rude about the pope. I mean call me demanding but I want a pope
thats awake huh? I mean if you saw him at a bar you would call an ambulance.
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