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Personally, this could be my favourite type of comedy.
This is Gary Gulman, he is my favourite observational Comedian.
It goes sort of like this...
So anyway, I think the stupidest thing ive ever heard is of this sugar cookie.
A sugar cookie? For Halloween Oreo had an orange filling.(BOO) but your gonna stick with sugar sugar cookie? Well look down
the isle sugar cookie, every cookie is a sugar cookie! A cookie without sugar is a cracker!
Have you ever noticed on
the sidde of the road the cops have those things that tell you how fast your going? yeah, I stopped paying attention
to those after I found a similar gadget on my Dashboard! but thanks city of Burnaby, thanks for the heads up,
but I think I'll stick with what I've got. People always slow down when they see them, not me I go faster, I try
to beat the high-score!
You know what else was a bad invention? The thing that put out candles. The Candle Snuffer? "Oh thank god! Remember the
old way?
I love milk but I dont get why they advertise it so much. I mean I saw four commercials yesterday on Milk!
I mean who are they targetting with these adds?
people who are un aware of milk? People would go "Oh YAHHHHHHH that would
go good with cookies."
You know I go to football games, and I see the cheerleaders, I mean they're fun to look at but
are they really helping? I mean have you ever seen an interview with a player and he said "you know we were really down,
but then the cheerleaders got up and started chanting "defence" "defence" and the coach said, "you know what guys, they're
right. Im gonna put in the defence.
But interviewers ask the stupidest questions, I mean you interview a boxer and
he was just KO'd and they say "so what happened could you take us through it"?
and the boxer goes,
"sure, Im a little
hazy, umm from what I remember the guy across from me was punching me in the face."
"and what were you thinking"?
"I
was thinking, stop punching me in the face!"
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