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#1- There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
#2- cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. |
#3- You know you''re having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday!
#4- I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
#5- My watch is three hours fast, and
I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to Toronto.
#6- I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast
#7- I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
#8- One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but
I don't believe everything I read."
#9- If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
#10- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID, he just whipped out a quarter?
#11- Why is abbreviation such a long word?
#12- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
#13- If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
#14- I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?
#15- Why do you need a drivers license to buy beer when you can't drink and drive?
#16- Why do they lock the doors at gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone might come and clean them?
#17- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
#18- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
#19- despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
#20- I got a job at an information-booth, no questions asked.
